Stop Your Whining: Barbie isn't Supposed to Be Human. She's a FRICKIN DOLL.

I just saw a segment on The View. It was yet another study on what Barbie would look like if she were human with those proportions of hers. She would have to crawl on the floor because her feet are so small, she wouldn't be able to stand, etc...

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Barbies in 1985

 I loved 1985 and I loved Barbie. But I don't remember having these Barbies from 1985! The one above is Magic Moves Barbie (thank you to flickriver, where I got these pics). Did I already do a post on her? I can't remember. Anyway,...

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Barbies in 1983

1983 had some pretty cool Barbies. This one, Twirly Curls, was from the year prior, I believe, but this special gift set was available in 83- She had a special outfit. Want to see some others?This was Crystal Barbie. She had the super-pale...

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Beauty Secrets Barbie and Shithead Ken

 Let's look at more Barbie stuff! Today we are looking at things from 1979, another good year for the big flowing-haired Barbie Illustrations. Here is a Barbie Dream House ColorForms set- It is kind of cool because it's like an interior...

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Barbies I Never Knew About

I know Mattel was always pumping out Barbies, and I was sure I knew about all of them. BZZZZ! Wrong! I didn't know about FASHION PHOTO from around 1977. She came with a play camera that was really a remote control to make the Barbie POSE!...

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